Church
of Joe
"Have
all your sins forgiven, from the convenience of your personal computer"
--Son
of Joe
Church
of Joe
"Have
all your sins forgiven, from the convenience of your personal computer"
--Son
of Joe
Do
you
ever
lie
awake
nights
pondering
the
fundamental
theories
of
christian
science?
If
you
answered
yes,
and
even
if
you
didn't,
we
have
something
for
you
here.
This
service,
provided
for
by
the
Brotherhood
of
Joe,Richmond
Order,
offers
forgiveness
over
the
internet.
For
the
busy
person
of
the
90's,
now
there
is
no
need
to
give
up
time
to
squish
intoa
tiny
box.
Simply
follow
the
step
by
step
intructions
to
forgiveness.
1) First, ensure that a sin
has been committed. Many people ask forgiveness needlessly each year
because of misunderstandings.
2) Retrieve your credit card.
Sorry, no checks or CODs
3) Type your credit card
number in the box asking for it.
4) Use your mouse to select
an amout of forgiveness from the pull down menu box. Some people
may need more forgiveness than others. This makes it easier on us
when you customize you request.
5) Allow 6-8 weeks for processing.
Please don't die before the request has gotten up to God. After He
has reviewed your request, please feel free to drop dead at any time.
6) Please recommend this
service to others. In order to purify the world, we would like to
have everyone know of our service.
Thank you!
Sadly, this site has not been endorsed by Monty Python, Victoria's Secret, nor Rolling Stone Magazine. We will try our best to remedy the situation. Perhaps if you got on God's good side by asking forgiveness today, we would have a better shot.